STRESS MANAGEMENT

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Just in case you are having a rough day, 

here is a stress management technique 
recommended in many of the latest 

psychological journals.

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The funny thing is that it really does work.

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 1. Picture yourself lying on your tummy on a warm 

rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.

2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in 

the icy cold flowing water.

3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.

4. No one knows about your special secret hideaway.

5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place 

called the world.

6. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the 

air with a cascade of serenity.

7. The water is so crystal clear that you can easily 

make out the face of the person you are 

holding down under the water. 


There -- See? -- It really does work.
You're smiling already!

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(( I LOVE THIS ))

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  SCROLL DOWN 

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  A blonde orders a beer. 

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  The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar. It hits the blonde woman's boobs and splashes all over them... The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the beer off her boobs.

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 Each time the blonde calls for another beer this happens. So after the third beer, a guy decides to help the bartender out. The next time the bartender hit her boobs, the man jumps up and starts to lick her breasts and she decks him!

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 He is lying on the floor moaning, 'Jeez lady... Why do you let the bartender do it?'
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 "Helloooo!", says the blonde, "He has a licker license!"

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