Monday, September 29, 2014

(~Texting Dangers~)

 Texting Dangers  
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A man received the following text from his neighbor:
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I am so sorry Bob.  I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.  I have been tapping your Wife, day and night when you're not around.  In fact, more than you are.  I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse.  I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.
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The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.
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A few moments later, a second text came in:
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Darn autocorrect.  I meant "WiFi," not "Wife." 
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