A Guy Asked Girl In Library

  A Guy Asked A Girl In A University Library 

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"Do you mind if I sit beside you?” 
   
The girl replied with a loud voice, 

"I DON'T WANT TO SPEND 

THE NIGHT WITH YOU!" 
   
All the students in the library 

started staring at the guy; 

he was truly embarrassed. 

   
After a couple of minutes, 

the girl walked quietly to the guy's table
And said: "I study psychology 

and I know what a man is thinking. 

I guess you felt embarrassed, right?” 
   
The guy then responded with a loud voice, 

“$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? 

THAT'S TOO MUCH!” 
   
All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock. 

   

Next day outside the guy whispered in her ear, 

"I study law, and I know how to screw people". 

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