Saturday, November 29, 2014

Do You Know Why?

Do You Know Why These 
Old Sayings Got Started? 
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A SHOT OF WHISKEY 
In the old west a .45 cartridge for a six-gun cost 12 cents, so did a glass of whiskey. If a cowhand was low on cash he would often give the bartender a cartridge in exchange for a drink. This became known as a "shot" of whiskey. 
     
THE WHOLE NINE YARDS 
American fighter planes in WW2 had machine guns that were fed by a belt of cartridges. The average plane held belts that were 27 feet (9 yards) long. If the pilot used up all his ammo he was said to have given it the whole nine yards. 
    
BUYING THE FARM 
This is synonymous with dying. During WW1 soldiers were given life insurance policies worth $5,000. This was about the price of an average farm so if you died you "bought the farm" for your survivors.
    
IRON CLAD CONTRACT 
This came about from the ironclad ships of the Civil War. It meant something so strong it could not be broken. 
    
PASSING THE BUCK & THE BUCK STOPS HERE 
Most men in the early west carried a jack knife made by the Buck knife company. When playing poker it as common to place one of these Buck knives in front of the dealer so that everyone knew who he was. When it was time for a new dealer, the deck of cards and the knife were given to the new dealer. If this person didn't want to deal he would "pass the buck" to the next player. If that player accepted then “the buck stopped there." 
    
RIFF RAFF 
The Mississippi River was the main way of traveling from north to south. Riverboats carried passengers and freight but they were expensive so most people used rafts. Everything had the right of way over rafts which were considered cheap. The steering oar on the rafts was called a “riff" and this transposed into riff-raff, meaning low class. 
     
COBWEB 
The Old English word for "spider" was "cob." 
     
SHIP STATE ROOMS 
Traveling by steamboat was considered the height of comfort. Passenger cabins on the boats were not numbered. Instead they were named after states. To this day cabins on ships are called staterooms. 
     
SHOWBOAT 
These were floating theaters built on a barge that was pushed by a steamboat. These played small town along the Mississippi River. Unlike the boat shown in the movie "Showboat" these did not have an engine. They were gaudy and attention grabbing which is why we say someone who is being the life of the party is "showboating."
      
OVER A BARREL 
In the days before CPR a drowning victim would be placed face down over a barrel and the barrel would be rolled back and forth in a effort to empty the lungs of water. It was rarely effective. If you are over a barrel you are in deep trouble. 

     
BARGE IN 
Heavy freight was moved along the Mississippi in large barges pushed by steamboats. These were hard to control and would sometimes swing into piers or other boats. People would say they "barged in." 
       
HOGWASH 
Steamboats carried both people and animals. Since pigs smelled so bad they would be washed before being put on board. The mud and other filth that was washed off was considered useless "hog wash." 

     
CURFEW 
The word "curfew" comes from the French phrase "couvre-feu", which means "cover the fire". It was used to describe the time of blowing out all lamps and candles. It was later adopted into Middle English as "curfeu", which later became the modern "curfew". In the early American colonies homes had no real fireplaces so a fire was built in the center of the room. In order to make sure a fire did not get out of control during the night it was required that, by an agreed upon time, all fires would be covered with a clay pot called-a "curfew." 
      
HOT OFF THE PRESS 
As the paper goes through the rotary printing press friction causes it to heat up. Therefore, if you grab the paper right off the press it is hot. The expression means to get immediate information. 
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Friday, November 28, 2014

GENERAL GEORGE PATTON

Visualize General George Patton 
addressing everyone today. 
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It would go something like this...  
     
ATTENTION! 
   

To ALL those whining, panty-waisted, 
pathetic Citizens, it's time for a little refresher 
course on exactly why we Americans occasionally 
have to fight wars to keep this nation great. 
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See if you can tear yourself away from your "reality" 
TV and Starbucks for a minute, and LISTEN UP! 
     
Abu Ghraib is not "torture" or an "atrocity." 
      
Got that? 
     
THIS IS AN ATROCITY! 

      
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So Was This!! 
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WHICH PART DON'T YOU GET? 
   
Islamic Extremists are peaceful people? 
My Ass! 
   
Millions of these warped misled sons-of-bitches 
are plotting, as we speak, to destroy our country 
and our way of life any way they can. 
Some of them are here among us now. 
    
They don't want to convert you and don't want to rule you.  They believe you are a vile infestation of Allah's paradise. 
They don't give a shit how "progressive" you are, 
how peace-loving you are, or how much you 
 sympathize with their cause. 
    
They want your ass dead, and they think it 
is God's will for them to do it. 

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Some think if we give them a hug or listen to them, 
then they'll like us, and if you agree - 
then, you are a pathetic dumb ass! 
    
If they manage to get their hands on a nuke, 
chemical agents,  or even some anthrax -  
you will wish to God we had hunted  
them down and killed THEM 
all while we had the chance. 
    
How many more Americans must be beheaded? 
You've fallen asleep AGAIN - get your head out 
of your ass! You may never get another chance! 
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DISMISSED! 
NOW pass this on to any and every person you give 
a damn about, if you ever gave a damn about anything!
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Tuesday, November 25, 2014

CLEVER THANKSGIVING CARD

 
THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST CLEVER THANKSGIVING CARDS I HAVE EVER SEEN! 
ENJOY IT AND PASS IT AROUND! GOD BLESS YOU AND HOPE YOU HAVE A HAPPY THANKSGIVING. 
COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS AND NOT YOUR CALORIES, DEAR FAMILY AND FRIENDS! 
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  http://www.jacquielawson.com/viewcard.asp?code=WQ26144948  
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COPY AND PASTE THE LINK ABOVE 
INTO YOUR BROWSER ADDRESS BAR
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Saturday, November 22, 2014

A Special Card For You!

 A Special Card For You! 
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WATCH THE LITTLE ELF BELOW--IT'S CUTE!, 
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 but don't forget to scroll down!  Actually, 
watch him for a few seconds before scrolling down.  
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Hello There Nice Person
Did Anyone Ever Tell You,
Just How Special You Are The Light that You Emit
Might even Light a Star 
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Did Anyone Ever Tell You that
Many Times When They were Sad
Your E-mail made Them Smile a bit
In Fact It made Them Glad  

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For the Time You Spend Sending Things
And Sharing whatever You Find
There are No Words to Thank You
But Somebody, Thinks You're Fine  

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Did Anyone Ever Tell You
Just How Much They Like You
Well, My Dearest Friend
Today I am Telling You 
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I believe that without a friend you are missing out on a lot!   
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Don't be confused by friends and
Acquaintances, there is a difference! 
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BUT, you have to send it right now! 
   
send it on to everyone.. 
    
Have a nice day, and I'm glad we are friends! 
   
THIS IS A HAND OF FRIENDSHIP! 
    
YOU MUST PASS IT TO AT LEAST 4 FRIENDS! 
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The Wave ----- keep it going  
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Just wanted to say Hi,
AND HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY! 
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