GENERAL GEORGE PATTON

Visualize General George Patton 

addressing everyone today. 

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It would go something like this...  

     

ATTENTION! 

   

To ALL those whining, panty-waisted, 

pathetic Citizens, it's time for a little refresher 

course on exactly why we Americans occasionally 

have to fight wars to keep this nation great. 

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See if you can tear yourself away from your "reality" 

TV and Starbucks for a minute, and LISTEN UP! 

     

Abu Ghraib is not "torture" or an "atrocity." 

      

Got that? 

     
THIS IS AN ATROCITY! 

      

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So Was This!! 

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WHICH PART DON'T YOU GET? 

   
Islamic Extremists are peaceful people? 
My Ass! 

   
Millions of these warped misled sons-of-bitches 

are plotting, as we speak, to destroy our country 

and our way of life any way they can. 
Some of them are here among us now. 

    

They don't want to convert you and don't want to rule you.  They believe you are a vile infestation of Allah's paradise. 

They don't give a shit how "progressive" you are, 

how peace-loving you are, or how much you 

 sympathize with their cause. 

    

They want your ass dead, and they think it 

is God's will for them to do it. 

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Some think if we give them a hug or listen to them, 

then they'll like us, and if you agree - 
then, you are a pathetic dumb ass! 

    

If they manage to get their hands on a nuke, 

chemical agents,  or even some anthrax -  

you will wish to God we had hunted  

them down and killed THEM 

all while we had the chance. 

    

How many more Americans must be beheaded? 
You've fallen asleep AGAIN - get your head out 

of your ass! You may never get another chance! 

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DISMISSED! 

NOW pass this on to any and every person you give 

a damn about, if you ever gave a damn about anything!

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CLEVER THANKSGIVING CARD

 

THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST CLEVER THANKSGIVING CARDS I HAVE EVER SEEN! 

ENJOY IT AND PASS IT AROUND! GOD BLESS YOU AND HOPE YOU HAVE A HAPPY THANKSGIVING. 

COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS AND NOT YOUR CALORIES, DEAR FAMILY AND FRIENDS! 

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COPY AND PASTE THE LINK ABOVE 
INTO YOUR BROWSER ADDRESS BAR

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A Special Card For You!

 A Special Card For You! 

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WATCH THE LITTLE ELF BELOW--IT'S CUTE!, 

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 but don't forget to scroll down!  Actually, 

watch him for a few seconds before scrolling down.  

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Hello There Nice Person
Did Anyone Ever Tell You,
Just How Special You Are The Light that You Emit
Might even Light a Star 

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Did Anyone Ever Tell You that
Many Times When They were Sad
Your E-mail made Them Smile a bit
In Fact It made Them Glad  

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For the Time You Spend Sending Things
And Sharing whatever You Find
There are No Words to Thank You
But Somebody, Thinks You're Fine  

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Did Anyone Ever Tell You
Just How Much They Like You
Well, My Dearest Friend
Today I am Telling You 

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I believe that without a friend you are missing out on a lot!   

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Don't be confused by friends and
Acquaintances, there is a difference! 

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BUT, you have to send it right now! 

   

send it on to everyone.. 

    
Have a nice day, and I'm glad we are friends! 

   
THIS IS A HAND OF FRIENDSHIP! 

    
YOU MUST PASS IT TO AT LEAST 4 FRIENDS! 

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The Wave ----- keep it going  

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Just wanted to say Hi,
AND HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY! 

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(- Scrabble -)

 Scrabble Anyone? 

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Someone out there
Must be "deadly" at Scrabble. 

Wait till you see the last one! 
It's going to be hard to top because
It fits to a "T" 

   

PRESBYTERIAN:  
When you rearrange the letters: 
BEST IN PRAYER 

   

ASTRONOMER:  
When you rearrange the letters: 
MOON STARER 

   

DESPERATION: 
When you rearrange the letters: 
A ROPE ENDS IT 

   

THE EYES:  
When you rearrange the letters:  
THEY SEE 

   

GEORGE BUSH: 
When you rearrange the letters:  
HE BUGS GORE  
   THE MORSE CODE: 
When you rearrange the letters:  
HERE COME DOTS  

   

DORMITORY: 
When you rearrange the letters: 
DIRTY ROOM  

   

SLOT MACHINES: 
When you rearrange the letters: 
CASH LOST IN ME  

   

ELECTION RESULTS:  
When you rearrange the letters:  
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT 

   

SNOOZE ALARMS:  
When you rearrange the letters:  
ALAS!  NO MORE Z'S 

   

A DECIMAL POINT:  
When you rearrange the letters: 
I'M A DOT IN PLACE  

   

THE EARTHQUAKES:  
When you rearrange the letters: 
THAT QUEER SHAKE 

   

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:  
When you rearrange the letters:   
TWELVE PLUS ONE 

   

AND FINALLY.... 
FOR THE GRAND FINALE: 

   PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA 
When you rearrange the letters: 
An Arab Backed Imposter 

   

Bet your friends haven't seen this one 

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*AS WE GROW OLDER*

 As We Grow Older Cartoons 

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"THINK ABOUT THIS"

ACE HARDWARE - Made in the USA

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Costco sells Goodyear wiper blades for almost half the price that you will pay on the outside and they are made in the U.S.A. Read and do the following. 

    

Unfortunately our politicians and top CEO's (GE etc.) have pushed for trade to China and Mexico for years so Americans are now out of work.  

   

Did You know that there is no electric coffee maker made in the US and that the only kitchen appliances made in the US is Viking? 

 

    

I DIDN'T KNOW HALLMARK CARDS WERE MADE IN CHINA!   

   

That is also why I don't buy cards at Hallmark anymore, They are Made in China and are more expensive!  I buy them at Dollar Tree - 50 cents each and made in USA.  

   

 

I have Been looking at the blenders available on the Internet.
Kitchen Aid is MADE IN The US . Top of my list already... 

   

 

Yesterday I was in Wal-Mart looking for a wastebasket. I found some made in China for $6.99. I didn't want to pay that much so I asked the lady if they had any others. She took me to another department And they had some at $2.50 made in USA . They are just as good. Same As a kitchen rug I needed. I had to look, but I found some made in the USA - what a concept! - and they were $3.00 cheaper.  

   

 

We are being brainwashed to believe that everything that comes from China and Mexico is cheaper. Not so.  

   

I was in Lowe's the other day and just out of curiosity, I looked at the hose attachments. They were all made in China . The next day I was in Ace Hardware and just for the heck of it I checked the hose attachments there. They were made in USA  
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Start looking, people . . .In our current economic situation, every little thing we buy or do affects someone else - most often, their job.  

   

 

My grandson likes Hershey's candy. I noticed, though, that it is now marked "made in Mexico." I don't buy it anymore.  

   

 

My favorite toothpaste Colgate is made in Mexico. 

Now I have switched to Crest. 

   

 

You have to read the labels on everything.  

 

 

This past weekend I was at Kroger . . . I needed 60W light bulbs and Bounce dryer sheets I was in the light bulb aisle, And right next to the GE brand I normally buy -- was an off-brand labeled, "Everyday Value." I picked up both types of bulbs and compared them: they were the same except for the price. The GE bulbs cost more than the Everyday Value Brand, but the thing that surprised me the most was the GE was Made in MEXICO and the Everyday Value brand was made in - you guessed it. The USA at a company in Cleveland, Ohio.  

   

 

It's way past time to start finding and buying products you use Every Day that are made right here.  

   

So, on to the next Aisle: Bounce Dryer Sheets... Yep, you guessed it, Bounce cost more money and is made in Canada. The Everyday Value Brand cost less, and was MADE IN THE USA! I did laundry yesterday AND the dryer sheets performed just like the Bounce Free I have been using for years, at almost half the price.  

   

 

MY CHALLENGE TO YOU IS to start reading the labels when you shop for everyday things and see what you can find that is made in the USA . The job you save may be your own or your neighbor's!  

   

 

If you accept the challenge, pass this on to OTHERS in your address Book so we can ALL start buying American, one light bulb at a time!  

   

 

Stop buying from overseas companies - 

you're sending the jobs there. 

(We should have awakened a decade ago....)  

    

Let's get with the program and help our fellow Americans keep their jobs and create more jobs here in the USA ..  

   

I'm passing this on .. .. . will you??  

   

If you care about American workers, you will pass it on.  

   

 

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