NEW SENIOR MEDICARE
PROGRAM
You're a
sick senior citizen and the government says there
is no nursing home
available for you. So what do you do?
Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets.
Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets.
You are allowed to shoot four
Politicians.
Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will
Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will
get three meals a day, a roof over your head, central
heating,
air conditioning and all the health care you
need!
Need new
teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great.
Need a new hip, knees,
kidney, lungs or heart? They're all covered.
As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now.
And who will be paying for all of this? It's the same government that just told you that they cannot afford for you to go into a nursing home.
And you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while you are at it.
Plus, and because you are a prisoner, you don't have to
As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now.
And who will be paying for all of this? It's the same government that just told you that they cannot afford for you to go into a nursing home.
And you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while you are at it.
Plus, and because you are a prisoner, you don't have to
pay
any income taxes anymore.
Is this a great country or what?
Love it, Bob
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