(( Polish Sausage ))

What Aisle is the Polish Sausage in? 

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Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'prejudice' these days................ 

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A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?" 

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The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?" 

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The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something. 

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If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? 

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Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? 

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Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? 

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Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? 

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Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?" 

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The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't." 

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The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?" 

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The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot." 

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