Tuesday, July 16, 2013

MODIFIED AN OLD JOKE

A Talking Frog!
   
    
I am 82 years old and love to fish, and went out on the lake to fish in my boat the other day.
  
Dropped anchor at a new spot on the lake where I've wanted to try my luck, when I heard a faint voice say, 
  
"Pick me up", so I looked around, but did not see anyone in site.
  
Thought I must be day dreaming, then I heard it say again, "Pick me up".
  
I looked in the water around the boat, then spotted a frog 
  
  
holding on to the side of my boat looking right at me. 
  
I said, "Are you talking to me?"

The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up and kiss me.
  
  
 I will then turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.
  
All your friends will be envious because I will become your bride 
  
and do everything that only a woman could do to please a man!
  
I looked over the frog for a while, then reached over, picked it up 
  
very genteelly and carefully placed it down in my tackle box.
  

 
The frog said, 'What, are you crazy? Didn't you hear what I said? 
  
"Kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride and do anything you ask."'
  
I opened the tackle box cover, looked down at the grinning frog 
  
  
and said, "No way, at my age, I'd rather have a talking frog."
  
Old age comes with new wisdom!
  
Chuckle!

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