New Terrorist-Proof Airline

WELCOME TO TPA

 

TPA is in the safe-flying business!

 

We can absolutely guarantee 

 no walk-on GUNS, KNIVES, SHOE-BOMBS, SUICIDE-BELTS 

or any other weapons will 

EVER be carried onto our flights!

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Book your next flight with TPA ...

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The SAFEST airline in the flying industry!

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And if a Muslim sees a naked woman, 

he is obliged to commit suicide...

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So you're perfectly safe with us!

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We need passengers!

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"Laughter is the Medicine of Life"!

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Now that's not such a bad idea.

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Definitely would be weapons, 

bombs and drugs free.

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Would you fly with them?

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