Good Old West Virginia Boys

Good Old West Virginia Boys 

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Were talking about how they could fix up their old Chevy when a couple of their buddies came by on their way to the local tavern. 

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So they decided to go along with them to drink a few beers and eat burgers while they talked about what to do with the old Chevy. 

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A woman at a table next to them, who was eating a sandwich, began to cough loudly and it soon became apparent that she was having some difficulty controlling herself! 

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One of the good old boys looked at her and asked, “Kin ya swallar?” The woman shook her head no. 

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Then he asked, “Kin ya breathe?” The woman was now turning blue and could not even answer him. 

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So he walked over to her, lifted her up and pulled down her drawers and quickly gave both of her butt checks big wet licks with his tongue! 

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The woman was so shocked by what he did that she had a violent spasm and the obstruction just flew out of her mouth! 

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As she started to breath again, the good old boy sat back down at his table with his three other West Virginia buddies. 

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All was quiet for a minute, until his buddy drawls, “Ya know, I’d heerd about that there ‘Hind Lick’ thing, but I ain’t niver seed nobody do it befo dis time!

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