GETTING MARRIED IN HEAVEN!

GETTING MARRIED IN HEAVEN!
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On their way to get married, a young Catholic 

couple was involved in a fatal car accident.  

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The couple found themselves sitting outside the 

Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them 

into Heaven. While waiting, they began to wonder 

if they could possibly get married in Heaven.  

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When St. Peter arrived, they asked him. 

St. Peter said, I don't know. 

This is the first time anyone has asked. 

Let me go find out and he left.  

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The couple sat and waited for an answer 

for a couple of weeks. While they waited, 

they discussed the pros and cons. 

If they were allowed to get married in Heaven, 

should they get married, what with the eternal 

aspect of it all? What if it doesn't work? 

Are we stuck in Heaven together forever?  

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Another week passed.  

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St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat 

bedraggled. Yes, he informed the couple, 

You can get married in Heaven.  

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Great! said the couple, but we were just 

wondering, what if things don't work out? 

Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?  

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St. Peter, red-faced with anger now, 

slammed his clipboard on the ground.  

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What’s wrong? asked the frightened couple.  

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OH COME ON! St. Peter shouted. 

It took me 3 weeks to find a priest up here! 

Do you have any idea how long it'll take to find a lawyer? 
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I bet you didn't see this one coming, chuckle! 

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