Thoughts to Ponder

Thoughts to Ponder 

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Why doesn't a chicken egg 

taste like chicken? 
  
Why is it that cargo is 

transported by ship while a 

shipment is transported by car? 
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Does peanut butter really 

have butter in it? 
  
Do mimes watch silent movies? 
  
Is the fear of flying groundless? 
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What would you use to dilute water? 
  
Can atheists get insurance 

for acts of God? 
  
Do you need a silencer if you are 

going to shoot a mime? 
  
Can I get arrested for running into 

a Fire House yelling Movie! Movie!? 
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Can you be a closet 
claustrophobic? 
  
Could someone ever get addicted to 

counseling? If so, how could 

you treat them? 
  
Did Adam and Eve have navels? 
  
Did the early settlers ever 

go on a camping trip? 

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