Saturday, May 9, 2015

FREE HAIRCUTS

  FREE HAIRCUTS 
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Blessed  are those that can give without remembering, 
and take without forgetting. 
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One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. 
After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the 
barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, 
 I'm doing community service this week.' 
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The florist was pleased and left the shop. 
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When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill , the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop. 
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The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you ' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill , the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and left the shop. 
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The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there
were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it. 
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As Ronald Reagan said:
"BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE 
CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON!"
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If you don't forward this, 
you have no sense of humor.
Nothing bad will happen; however, 
you must live with yourself knowing 
that laughter is not in your future. 
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