Snotty Medical Receptionist

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Yesterday I  had an appointment to see the urologist for a Prostate exam.

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Of course I was a bit on edge because all my friends have either gone under The knife or had those pellets implanted.

The waiting room was filled with patients.  As I approached the Receptionist's  desk, I noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly Woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler

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I gave her my name. In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, 

"YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE AND CONTINUED TO SAY LOUDLY; 

YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?" 

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All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at Me, a, now, very embarrassed man. But as usual, I recovered quickly, and in an Equally loud voice replied,

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'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, 

BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS."

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