Monday, July 22, 2013

Excellent!



A lesson in irony. Hard to say it better.

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The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S.  Department of Agriculture, is proud to be distributing the greatest amount of free meals and food stamps ever -- to 46 million people.
 
  

Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S.  Department of the Interior, asks us "Please Do Not Feed the Animals." Their stated reason for the policy is because "the animals will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves".

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This ends today's lesson.


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IN GOD WE TRUST
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Saturday, July 20, 2013

Liquor Bottle Warning Labels

Liquor manufacturers have accepted the government's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your ass kicked.
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WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may mack you tink you kan tpye reel gode.
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Thursday, July 18, 2013

Passing This On As Requested

FROM: Utoh
DATE: 07/18/2013 06:46:49
SUBJECTS: Gift
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Thank you,dearest Mr.BobGa,
Your friendship is so strong and beautiful!
So..I would like to give you a GIFT!
(And I hope you will send it on to another dear friend...:)
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The kind of gifts I am speaking of are a kind word, a soft voice, a hug during a storm. A brief glace, a smile, a wink... giving a sign that you see me, that you hear me, that I am important....
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What ever your reason for giving, because passing it on is very wise...
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Perhaps complete Accepting is in order as well.
Would you just hold it to your heart for a moment, before you pass it on?
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Receive the Blessings!
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They are given to you, my dearest  Mr. BobGa! You are worthy. You are Light. You are Love. Before you pass it on..... Receive....just for a moment,

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That way, You have an idea how the next person who receives it
may feel.
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And you have energized your soul to give even more....

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There truly is... only, ONE YOU.
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Thank you, my dearest!
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Mary
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Please address all comments to my friend Mary!
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Never Too Old To Learn

You think you have lived to be 80 and know who you are, then along comes someone and blows it all to hell!
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An old Marine Pilot sat down at Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight suit and leather jacket and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping, a young woman sat down next to him.
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She turned to the pilot and asked, "Are you a real pilot?"
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He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans. Flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught hundreds of people to fly and given rides to hundreds more, so I guess I am a pilot. And you, what are you?
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She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. When I get up in the morning I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
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The two sat sipping in silence.
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A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, "Are you a real pilot?"
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He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'
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Reminds me of the untruth of the statement, "You become that which you think about the most." If that were so, by the time I was 19 I would have been a girl.
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Tuesday, July 16, 2013

MODIFIED AN OLD JOKE

A Talking Frog!
   
    
I am 82 years old and love to fish, and went out on the lake to fish in my boat the other day.
  
Dropped anchor at a new spot on the lake where I've wanted to try my luck, when I heard a faint voice say, 
  
"Pick me up", so I looked around, but did not see anyone in site.
  
Thought I must be day dreaming, then I heard it say again, "Pick me up".
  
I looked in the water around the boat, then spotted a frog 
  
  
holding on to the side of my boat looking right at me. 
  
I said, "Are you talking to me?"

The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up and kiss me.
  
  
 I will then turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.
  
All your friends will be envious because I will become your bride 
  
and do everything that only a woman could do to please a man!
  
I looked over the frog for a while, then reached over, picked it up 
  
very genteelly and carefully placed it down in my tackle box.
  

 
The frog said, 'What, are you crazy? Didn't you hear what I said? 
  
"Kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride and do anything you ask."'
  
I opened the tackle box cover, looked down at the grinning frog 
  
  
and said, "No way, at my age, I'd rather have a talking frog."
  
Old age comes with new wisdom!
  
Chuckle!

Monday, July 15, 2013

Doolittle Raiders Final Reunion



Doolittle Raiders Final Reunion

  
  

The Doolittle Raiders held their 71st final public reunion at Ft. Walton Beach, Florida, April 16-20.
   
  
Of the 80 men who took part in the daring mission to bomb Japan, only four are still living. Three were able to attend this final reunion: Lt. Col. Richard Cole, 97, co-pilot on plane #1 who flew with Col. Jimmy Doolittle; Lt. Col. Edward Saylor, 93, an engineer on plane #15; and Staff Sgt. David Thatcher, 92, an engineer and gunner. The fourth, Lt. Col. Bob Hite, 95, co-pilot of plane #16, could not travel due to illness.
     
       

The surviving Raiders elected to have their final reunion at Ft. Walton Beach since this is where their mission began in 1942 at nearby Eglin Air Force Base. That’s where the men and their B-25 bombers came to practice short field takeoffs using less than 500 feet to get airborne. This was the maximum distance on the flight deck of the aircraft carrier USS HORNET the bombers could use to get airborne.
 
  
On April 18, 1942, 80 men flying 16 B-25s took off from that aircraft carrier and bombed several cities in Japan, then headed to Chinese airfields. However, the carrier task force was spotted by a Japanese trawler, and the planes had to takeoff 200 miles farther away than planned. This meant the planes used more fuel and could not reach the airfields in China. Some of the planes ditched along the Chinese coast, while others crash landed in the mountains.
  
  

The pilot of plane #8 decided to land in Vladivostok, Russia, in hopes of getting more fuel to continue into China. The Russians confiscated the airplane and imprisoned the crew for about a year before they escaped through Iran. After the war, the Russians did not return the airplane and it remained “lost”?
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At this year’s reunion, Charles Runion, from Lebanon, Tennessee, came with a fascinating story that gave closure to this tale of the “missing” airplane. In the mid-1990s a friend of his, who spent time in Russia and had made friends with a Russian Air Force officer, was taken to an area where derelict and broken aircraft were scattered. He recognized only the nose section of a B-25 and went over to inspect it closely.
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The front of the airplane had been crushed and heavily damaged, but he was able to obtain the data plate. He later gave this historic and rare data plate to Runion, who brought it to the Reunion to show the Raiders. Runion displays the data plate in his own aviation museum in Lebanon called Wings Remembered.
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Over the years, the Raider’s reunions have been in various cities and the public has always been allowed to attend. However, there are certain private events the Raiders do not open to the public.
  
  

One of these is the ceremony where they drink a toast to the memory of a Raider who died since their last reunion with special silver goblets given to the Raiders by the city of Tucson, Arizona, when they had a reunion there in 1959. There are 80 goblets with each man’s name engraved twice. One is right side up and the other is upside down. When that person dies, the goblet is turned upside down and placed in a special display box. The goblets are on display at the National Air Force Museum in Dayton, Ohio.
  
  

This year, the Raiders raised a toast and turned over a goblet to the memory of Tom Griffin, 96, who died Feb. 26 of this year. He was the navigator on plane #9.
  
  

The tradition that has yet to happen is the opening of a special bottle of 1896 Hennessy Cognac by the last surviving Raiders (Doolittle was born in 1896). Later this year, the four remaining survivors will open the bottle and have that final toast. Whenever it is, it will be very private.
   
When the announcement came that this would be the last reunion the public could attend, reaction was swift. Less than 48 hours after the reunion was announced, all available seats were sold. More than 600 people attended events throughout the weekend to see, hear, and meet these heroes.
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To support the 71st Reunion, four B-25 bombers flew into the Destin, Florida airport, which is adjacent to Ft. Walton Beach, for static display and to sell rides. Two World War II era North American T-6 trainers also arrived for static display.
  
  


The B-25 “Panchito,” owned by Larry Kelly from Barstow, Maryland, was flown by Cole for a 35-minute flight along the coastline. Cole had a qualified co-pilot with him, but did most of the flying. After he got out of the airplane, he was asked, “Did you land the airplane?” He smiled, pointed to his co-pilot and said “Yes, but with a little help.”

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The Raiders were honored by Northwest Florida State College in Niceville, Florida, by having a permanent exhibit on campus dedicated to the Raiders and their mission. The mascot name for the school is the Raiders, which was named in honor of the Doolittle Raiders in 1964. The three Raiders, Cole, Saylor, and Thatcher, attended the dedication of the exhibit on campus.
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During the Friday luncheon, the emcee presented each Raider with a recognition and congratulatory note of their important mission signed by President Obama.
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As in previous reunions, the Raiders were very gracious to agree to a couple of two-hour autograph sessions. Anyone could get in line but have only two items signed. The lines were always long as some people waited two to three hours to get their signatures. The Raiders greeted each person with a smile, a handshake, and then signed their items.
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As the week ended with the Saturday night banquet, the 600 plus guests gave the Raiders one last standing round of applause. This tribute from the audience showed their appreciation for the Raiders’ part in one of America’s finest missions of World War II.
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May God Bless All 80 Of Them!
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