Thursday, May 2, 2013
(( Polish Sausage ))
What Aisle is the Polish Sausage in?
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Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'prejudice' these days................
Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'prejudice' these days................
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A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?"
A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?"
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The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"
The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"
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If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
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Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
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Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
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Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
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Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"
Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"
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The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
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The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?"
The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?"
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The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."
The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."
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