The Hooker & the Illegal Immigrant
An Illegal Immigrant picks up a hooker.
"Hey, how much you
charge
for da hour, sister?"
he
asks.
"$100" she
replies.
In
broken English, he says,
"Do
you do immigrant style?
"No" she
says.
"I pay you $200 to do immigrant style."
"No," she says, not knowing
what immigrant style is.
"I
pay you $300."
"No," she
says.
"I pay you
$400.
"No," she
says.
So
finally he says,
"OK, I pay $1,000 to
Do immigrant style."
Do immigrant style."
She
thinks, "Well, I've been
in the
game for over 10 years now.
I've had every kind of request from weirdoes from every part of the world.
I've had every kind of request from weirdoes from every part of the world.
How bad could immigrant style
be?
So
she agrees and has sex with him.
Finally, they
finish.
Exhausted, the hooker
turns to him
and says, "Hey, I was expecting
something perverted and
disgusting.
But
that was ok. So, what exactly
is
immigrant style?"
The illegal immigrant
replies,
"You send bill to
Government."
AND THAT MY FRIENDLY
TAXPAYER,
IS
EXACTLY WHAT THE ILLEGAL
IMMIGRANTS ARE DOING TO
US!
Screwing us and we
pay!
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