Texting Dangers
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A man
received the following text from his neighbor:
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I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with
guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your Wife, day and
night when you're not around. In fact, more than you are. I'm not
getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with
the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise
that it won't happen again.
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The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his
bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed
her.
A few moments later, a second text came
in:
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Darn autocorrect. I meant "WiFi," not
"Wife."
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