Good Old West
Virginia Boys
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Were talking about how they could fix up their old
Chevy when a couple of their buddies came by on their way to the local
tavern.
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So they decided to go along with them to drink a few
beers and eat burgers while they talked about what to do with the old Chevy.
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A woman at a table next to them, who was eating a sandwich,
began to cough loudly and it soon became apparent that she was having some
difficulty controlling herself!
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One of the good old boys looked at her and asked,
“Kin ya swallar?” The woman shook her head no.
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Then he asked, “Kin ya breathe?” The woman was now
turning blue and could not even answer him.
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So he walked over to her, lifted her up and pulled
down her drawers and quickly gave both of her butt checks big wet licks with
his tongue!
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The woman was so shocked by what he did that she
had a violent spasm and the obstruction just flew out of her mouth!
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As she started to breath again, the good old boy
sat back down at his table with his three other West Virginia buddies.
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All was quiet for a minute, until his buddy drawls,
“Ya know, I’d heerd about that there ‘Hind Lick’ thing, but I ain’t niver seed
nobody do it befo dis time!
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