Another Great But Fictitious Story
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Pinocchio, Snow White and
Superman
are out for a stroll in town one day.
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As they walk, they come
across a sign:
"Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."
"Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."
"I am entering" said Snow
White.
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After half an hour she
comes out and they ask her,
"Well, how did you do?"
"Well, how did you do?"
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"First Place," said Snow
White.
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They continue walking and
they see a sign:
"Contest for the strongest man in the world."
"Contest for the strongest man in the world."
"I'm entering," says
Superman.
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After half an hour he
returns and they ask him,
"How did you make out?"
"How did you make out?"
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"First Place," answers
Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"
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They continue walking when
they see a sign:
"Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?"
"Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?"
Pinocchio says "this one is
mine."
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Half an hour later, he
returns with tears in his eyes.
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"What happened?" they
asked.
"Who the heck is Hillary
Clinton?" asked Pinocchio.
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