Toooo funny!
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Today I swung my front door wide open
and placed my Remington 30.06 right in
my doorway. I left 6 shells beside it, then
left it alone and went about my business.
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While I was gone, the mailman delivered
my mail, the neighbor boy across the street
mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down
the street, and quite a few cars stopped at
the stop sign near the front of our
house.
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After about an hour, I checked on the gun.
It was still sitting there, right where I had
left it. It hadn't moved itself outside. It
certainly hadn't killed anyone, even with
the numerous opportunities
it had been
presented to do so. In fact, it hadn't
even loaded itself.
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Well you can imagine my surprise, with all
the media hype about how dangerous guns
are and how they kill people. Either the
media is wrong or I'm in possession of
the laziest gun in the world.
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The United States is 3rd in Murders
throughout the World. But if you take
out Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC,
and New Orleans, the United States is
4th from the bottom for Murders.
These 4 Cities also have the toughest
Gun Control Laws in the United States.
All 4 are controlled by Democrats.
It would be absurd to draw any
conclusions from this data - right?
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Well, I'm off to check on my spoons.
I hear they're making people fat.
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Wisdom is the practical application
of knowledge to the Word of God.
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