FREE HAIRCUTS
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Blessed are those that can give without remembering,
and take without forgetting.
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One
day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.
After the cut, he asked
about his bill, and the
barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you,
I'm doing community service this week.'
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The florist was pleased and left the shop.
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When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later,
a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill , the
barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing
community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.
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The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you ' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Then
a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill ,
the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you. I'm doing
community service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and left
the shop.
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The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there
were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.
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As Ronald Reagan said:
"BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE
CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON!"
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If you don't forward this,
you have no sense of humor.
Nothing bad will happen; however,
you must live with yourself knowing
that laughter is not in your future.
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