Vacation Plans
~
Billy Bob and Luther
were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Yaw know, I reckon I'm
'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it different. The last
few years, I took your advice about where to go.
Three years ago you
said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earlene got
pregnant.
Then two years ago,
you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Earlene got pregnant
again.
Last year you
suggested Tahiti and darned if Earlene didn't
get pregnant again."
Luther asks Billy
Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"
"I'm taking Earlene
with me."
