Sunday, March 1, 2015

:< Male Logic >:

Critical Thinking At Its Best! 
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Woman:
Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes 
   
Woman:
How many beers a day?

Man:
Usually about 3
 
 
Woman:
How much do you pay per beer?

Man: $5.00 which includes a tip

(This is where it gets scary !)

Woman:
And how long have you been drinking?

Man:
About 20 years, I suppose 
 
Woman:
So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at
$450. In one year, it would be approximately $5,400 …correct?

Man:
Correct 
 
Woman:
If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past
20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?

Man:
Correct
 
 
Woman:
Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up
interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man:
Do you drink beer?

Woman:
No
 
Man:
Where’s your Ferrari? 
 
  
   
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