3 Good Arguments
There
were 3 good
arguments
that
Jesus was
Black:
1.. He
called everyone
brother
2. He
liked
Gospel
3. He
didn't get a fair
trial
But
then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus
was
Jewish:
1. He
went into His Father's
business
2. He
lived at home until he was
33
3. He
was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was
sure
He
was
God
But
then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus
was
Italian:
1. He
talked with His
hands
2. He
had wine with His
meals
3. He
used olive
oil
But
then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus
was a
Californian:
1. He
never cut His
hair
2. He
walked around barefoot all the
time
3. He
started a new
religion
But
then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus
was an American
Indian:
1. He
was at peace with
nature
2. He
ate a lot of
fish
3. He
talked about the Great
Spirit
But
then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus
was
Irish:
1. He
never got
married.
2. He
was always telling
stories.
3. He
loved green
pastures.
But
the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that
Jesus was a
woman:
1. He
fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was
virtually no
food
2. He
kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men
who just didn't get
it
3. And
even when He was dead, He had to get up because there
was still work to
do
Can
I get an
AMEN?