Wednesday, December 17, 2014

Thoughts to Ponder


Thoughts to Ponder 
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Why doesn't a chicken egg 
taste like chicken? 
  
Why is it that cargo is 
transported by ship while a 
shipment is transported by car? 
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Does peanut butter really 
have butter in it? 
  
Do mimes watch silent movies? 
  
Is the fear of flying groundless? 
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What would you use to dilute water? Can atheists get insurance 
for acts of God? 
  
Do you need a silencer if you are 
going to shoot a mime? 
  
Can I get arrested for running into 
a Fire House yelling Movie! Movie!? 
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~ Can you be a closet claustrophobic? Could someone ever get addicted to 
counseling? If so, how could 
you treat them? 
  
Did Adam and Eve have navels? 
  
Did the early settlers ever 
go on a camping trip? 
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