Bought vs Homemade
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(Note the expression in the picture)
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Six year old Annie returns home from school
and says that today she had her first
family planning lesson at school.
Her mother, very interested, asks:
"Oh... How did it go?"
"I
nearly died of shame!" she answers.
"Sam from down the street says the
stork brings babies.
Sally next door said you can buy babies at the
orphanage.
Pete in my class says you can buy babies at the hospital."
Her mother answers laughingly,
"But that’s no reason to be ashamed."
"No... but I can't tell them that we were so poor
that you and daddy had to make me yourselves!"
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