Wednesday, September 14, 2016

(: Emily Ratajkowski :)

Emily Ratajkowski took to Twitter to defend her latest fashion choice after "Proejct Runway" star Tim Gunn called her red carpet look "appallingly vulgar." 
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The model, known for her flesh-flashing, risque style, showed up at Harper's Bazaar ICONS party in New York City on Friday in a gown that showed a lot of skin, to say the least. 
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While many of Ratajkowski's fans praised the 25-year-old for her sexy look, Gunn couldn't help but speak out against it. 
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Gunn said, "This dress is so appallingly vulgar and revealing. Why wear anything? Why not just take it all off," 
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Ratajkowski was not amused, tweeting: "Western men in 2016: Want to ban women abroad from voluntarily covering themselves at the beach...then want women to cover up their 'vulgar' bodies at home." 
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Friday, September 9, 2016

**South Carolina Troopers**

 Southern Cops & Their Way With Words 
   

   
These are actual comments made by South Carolina
Troopers that were taken off their patrol car videos: 

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1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than 
the one you just went through."  
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2.  "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new.
They'll stretch after you wear them a while."  

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3.  "If you take your hands off the car, 
I'll make your birth certificate a worthless 
document."  
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4.   "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."  
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5.   "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second?
Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be 

chasing you."  
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6.   "You don't know how fast you were going? 
I guess that means I can write anything I want 
to on the ticket, huh?"  
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7.   "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, 
but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention 
that I'm the shift supervisor?"  
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8.  "Warning! You want a warning? O.K, 
I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll 
give you another ticket."  
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9.   "The answer to this last question will 
determine whether you are drunk or not. 
Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"  
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10.   "Fair? You want me to be fair? 
Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on 
rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and 
step in monkey poop."  
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11.  "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets 
and my wife gets a toaster oven."  
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12.   "In God we trust; all others we run through 
NCIC." ( National Crime Information Center )   
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13.  "Just how big were those 'two beers' 
you say you had?"  
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14.  "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. 
We used to, but now we're allowed to write 
as many tickets as we can."  
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15.  "I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) 
is a personal friend of yours. So you know 
someone who can post your bail."  
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AND THE WINNER IS.............  
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16.  "You didn't think we give pretty women 
tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here."   
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