Just Shoot Me!

I Give Up, So 

Just Shoot Me Now

  

  

If you are feeling ill

  

and don't think

  

you could possibly

  

feel any worse,

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[ SAD NEWS ]

SAD NEWS FOR SKIER LINDSEY VONN

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Just weeks ago, Olympic champion Lindsey Vonn tore the anterior cruciate ligament and medial collateral ligament in her right knee and fractured her tibia during a harrowing ski accident in Schlamding, Austria.

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Vonn was airlifted by helicopter to a hospital in Schladming.

  

  

Concerned that she wouldn’t be ready for the 2014 Winter Olympics, the U.S. Olympic Committee announced today that her spot on the U.S. Olympic Team would be filled by Barack Obama.

  

  

U.S. Olympic officials said Obama deserved the spot on the team because no one has ever taken a country downhill faster than he has.

 

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A New Word?

Have You Heard Of

Any Seniors Using

This New Word?

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And by the way, who decided 

that a Senior starts at 55?

  

  

Redneck Mouse Trap

Something SO Simple, 

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Who Would Have Thunk It?

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A Redneck Mouse Trap

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You Just Need Large 

Bucket Half Filled 

With Water & Bleach,

A Plastic Coke Bottle 

Using Any Stiff Wire 

Drilled Through The

Center Of Cap And 

Bottom, Plus A Scrap 

Of Wood For A Ramp. 

Smear Some Cheese Or 

Peanut Butter Around 

Center Of The Bottle 

And It's Set To Catch 

A Bunch Of Rodents!

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High School Football Game

This is a statement that was 

read over the PA system at 

the football game at Roane 

County High School, Kingston, Tennessee, by school principal, 

Jody McLeod, in Sept. 1, 2000.

  

 

"It has always been the custom at Roane County 

High School football games, to say a prayer and play 

the National Anthem, to honor God and Country."

Due to a recent ruling by the Supreme Court, 

I am told that saying a Prayer is a violation 

of Federal Case Law. As I understand the 

law at this time, I can use this public facility

  

  

to approve of sexual perversion and call it "an
alternate life style, "and, if someone is offended, 

that's OK.

I can use it to condone sexual promiscuity, 

by dispensing condoms and calling it, "safe sex." 

If someone is offended, that's OK.

I can even use this public facility to 

present the merits of killing an unborn baby 

as a "viable" means of birth control. 

"If someone is offended, no problem...

I can designate a school day as "Earth Day" 

and involve students in activities to worship 

religiously and praise the goddess, 

"Mother Earth", and call it "ecology.."

I can use literature, videos and presentations in 

the classroom that depicts people with strong, 

traditional Christian convictions as "simple minded, 

ignorant and call it enlightenment.."

However, if anyone uses this facility to 

honor GOD and to ask HIM to bless this 

event with safety and good sportsmanship, 

then Federal Case Law is violated.

This appears to be inconsistent at best, 

and at worst, diabolical. Apparently, we are 

to be tolerant of everything and anyone, 

except GOD and HIS Commandments.

Nevertheless, as a school principal, 

I frequently ask staff and students
to abide by rules with which they 

do not necessarily agree. For me to do
otherwise would be inconsistent at best, 

and at worst, hypocritical. I suffer from that 

affliction enough unintentionally. I certainly 

do not need to add an intentional transgression.

For this reason, I shall "Render unto Caesar 

that which is Caesar's,"
and refrain from praying at this time.

" However, if you feel inspired to honor, 

praise and thank GOD and ask HIM,
in the name of JESUS, to bless this event, 

please feel free to do so.. But as far as I know, 

that's not against the law--yet."

One by one, the people in the stands bowed their heads, 

held hands with one another and began to pray.

They prayed in the stands. 

They prayed in the team huddles. 

They prayed at the concession stand 

and they prayed in the Announcer's Box!

The only place they didn't pray was in the 

Supreme Court of the United
States of America-the Seat of

"Justice" in the "one nation, under GOD."

Somehow, Kingston, Tennessee, remembered what 

so many have forgotten. We are given the Freedom

OF Religion, not the Freedom FROM Religion. 

Praise GOD that HIS remnant remains!

JESUS said, "If you are ashamed of ME before men, 

then I will be ashamed of you before my Father"

If you are not ashamed, pass this on .

I'm not one bit ashamed to pass this on, are you?  

THIS IS AS GOOD AS IT GETS!

GOD BLESS EVERYONE WHO READS THIS 

AND PASSES IT ON.

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"My Garmin"

Garmin

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I have a little Garmin

It sits there in my car

A Garmin is a driver's friend

It tells you where you are

I have a little Garmin

I've had it all my life

It's better than the normal ones

My Garmin is my wife

It gives me full instructions

Especially how to drive

"It's thirty miles an hour", it says

"You're doing thirty five"

It tells me when to stop and start

And when to use the brake

And tells me that it's never ever

Safe to overtake.

It tells me when a light is red

And when it goes to green

It seems to know instinctively

Just when to intervene.

It lists the vehicles just in front

And all those to the rear

And taking this into account

It specifies my gear.

I'm sure no other driver

Has so helpful a device

For when we leave and lock the car

It still gives its advice.

It fills me up with counselling

Each journey's pretty fraught

So why don't I exchange it

And get a quieter sort?

Ah well, you see, it cleans the house,

Makes sure I'm properly fed,

It washes all my shirts and things

And - keeps me warm in bed!

Despite all these advantages

And my tendency to scoff,

I do wish that once in a while

I could turn the damned thing off!

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(( A NEW ANIMAL SPECIES ))

With All The Rain That Has Fallen In The South Eastern States This Summer So Far, 

A New Animal Species Has Been Discovered.

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