Snapped In An Instant - Part 2

These Photos Were Snapped At Just The Right Instant 

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Snapped In An Instant - Part 1

These Photo Were Snapped At Just The Right Instant
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Never Try This At Home

Never Try This At Home Or Any Place Else For That Matter

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  Is that wet spot I see gasoline or did he pee in his pants?

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Smile For The Day : )

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 While the CA was turning over its engines, a female crewman gave the G.I.s on board the usual
Information regarding seat belts, emergency exits, etc.

    

Finally, she said, 'Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and Crew
Take you safely to Afghanistan '

   

An old Master Sergeant sitting in the eighth row thought to himself,
'Did I hear her right? Is the captain a woman? '

   

When the attendant came by he said 'Did I understand you right? Is the captain a woman?'

   
'Yes,'! Said the attendant, 'In fact, this entire crew is female.'

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'My God,' he said, 'I wish I had two double scotch and sodas. I don't know what to think

   
With only women up there in the cockpit.'

   
'That's another thing, Sergeant,' said the crew member,
 

'We No Longer Call It The Cockpit'

   
'It's Now The Box Office.'

   

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Paths Of A Lifetime

Greetings All,

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The following will mesmerize you, enchant you, provide answers to lifelong questions, show forth what man can do, exhibit solutions to physical problems across the planet; etc. etc.  Some of you may even be looking for what the bottom line motivation behind this transmission really is.

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When you get to the end...what you won't see is the greatest pathway of all.  For that one you'll have to pick this up at the end of the pathways...........It's the one that starts where your big toe begins and ends at the gates of Heaven.  It's the one that sweet delicate Spirit within you has been pointing the direction for most of your life.  It's the Lord's way.  If you want to know where that path leads you and how to get onto it.....start reading your Bible. Start getting on you knees and praying for man's failure all around us.  Indeed, ask for forgiveness of all your failures and believe in Him who died for those very failures...and the pathway will be assured whether you demand to view it on this screen or not................. 

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