Sunday, April 7, 2013

+ JESUS' DEATH +

At the age of 33,  
Jesus was condemned to the death penalty.
 

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At the time crucifixion was the "worst" death. Only the worst criminals condemned to be crucified. Yet it was even more 
dreadful for Jesus, for unlike other criminals condemned to 
death by crucifixion, Jesus was nailed to the cross by his 
hands and feet, rather than tied...  
Each nail was 6 to 8 inches long.  

 
 

The nails were driven into his wrist. Not into his palms as is commonly portrayed. There's a tendon in the wrist that 
 extends to the shoulder. The Roman guards knew that 
when the nails were being hammered into the wrist, 
that tendon would tear and break, forcing Jesus to use his 
back muscles to support himself, so that He could breathe.  

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Both of His feet were nailed together. Thus He was forced 
to support Himself on the single nail that impaled his feet 
to the cross. Jesus could not support himself with his legs 
for long because of the pain, so He was forced to alternate 
between arching his back and using his legs just to continue 
to breath. Imagine the struggle, the pain, the suffering, 
the courage.  

 
  

Jesus endured this reality for over 3 hours. 
Yes, over 3 hours! 
Can you imagine this kind of suffering? A few minutes before  
he died, Jesus stopped bleeding. He was simply pouring water 
from his wounds.  

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From common images we see wounds to his hands and feet 
and even the spear wound to his side... But do we remember 
the many wounds made to his body. A hammer driving large 
nails through the wrists, the feet overlapped and a nail 
hammered through the arches, then a Roman guard 
piercing his side with a spear. And... before the nails and 
the spear, Jesus was whipped and beaten. The whipping 
was so severe that it tore the flesh from his body. 
The beating so horrific that his face was torn and his 
beard ripped from his face. The crown of thorns (two 
to three inch thorns) cut deeply into his scalp. 
Most men would not have survived this torture.  
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He had no more blood to bleed out, 
only water poured from his wounds.    
The Human adult body contains about 
3.5 liters (just less than a gallon) of blood.  
 
   

Jesus poured all 3.5 liters of his blood;  
He had three nails hammered into his members; 
a crown of thorns on his head and, beyond that, 
a Roman soldier who stabbed a spear into his chest.  
 
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All these without mentioning the humiliation he passed 
after carrying his own cross for almost 2 kilometers, 
while the crowd spat in his face and threw stones 
(the cross beam was almost 30 kg of weight, 
to which His hands were nailed).  

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Jesus had to endure this experience,  
So that you may have free access to God.  

  

So that your sins can be "washed" away.  
All of them, with no exception!  
Don't ignore this.  

JESUS CHRIST DIED...FOR YOU!  

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For you, who have now read this blog
Do not believe that He only died for others  
(those who go to church or for pastors, bishops, etc). 

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He died for you!
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Saturday, April 6, 2013

Name the Picture

You'll need to put on your thinking caps...
 
 
Name the Picture:
Don't rush, study each picture (there are 11 of 'em) and try to determine what it represents, before looking at the answer below the picture.
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 What is it?
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eggplant

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Who is it?

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Doctor Pepper


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What is it? 

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pool table


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Oh this one is tricky. What are they?


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Tap dancers


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100 point bonus. what is it?
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Card Shark


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Who am I. (hint. you can't beat me)

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The King of Pop

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What is it?
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I Pod



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This one is hilarious. What is it?
 
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Gator-Aide


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Kind of scary isn't it? Well what is it?


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Knight mare



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Another 100 point bonus. What is it?

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Hole Milk


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Hey Bartender give me one of these. What is it?
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Light Beer

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Get 'em all?
C'mon be honest!
Now pass them on to your smart friends
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Wednesday, April 3, 2013

STRESS MANAGEMENT
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Just in case you are having a rough day, 
here is a stress management technique 
recommended in many of the latest 
psychological journals.
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The funny thing is that it really does work.
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 1. Picture yourself lying on your tummy on a warm 
rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.

2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in 
the icy cold flowing water.

3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.

4. No one knows about your special secret hideaway.

5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place 
called the world.

6. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the 
air with a cascade of serenity.

7. The water is so crystal clear that you can easily 
make out the face of the person you are 
holding down under the water. 


There -- See? -- It really does work.

You're smiling already!
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(( I LOVE THIS ))

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  SCROLL DOWN 
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  A blonde orders a beer. 
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  The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar. It hits the blonde woman's boobs and splashes all over them... The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the beer off her boobs.
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 Each time the blonde calls for another beer this happens. So after the third beer, a guy decides to help the bartender out. The next time the bartender hit her boobs, the man jumps up and starts to lick her breasts and she decks him!
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 He is lying on the floor moaning, 'Jeez lady... Why do you let the bartender do it?'
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 "Helloooo!", says the blonde, "He has a licker license!"
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Monday, April 1, 2013

Detroit Iron - Part 2

Today's cars may be faster, safer, more luxurious and get better gas mileage -

BUT THEY DON'T EVEN COME CLOSE ON LOOKS!
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1953 Studebaker Commander
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 1949 Pontiac Four Door
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1960 Chevrolet Impala Four Door Hardtop 
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1959 Mercury Four Door Hardtop 
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1955 Oldsmobile Super 88 Two-Door Sedan 
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1957 Mercury Turnpike Cruiser 
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1954 Mercury Sun Valley 
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1960 Chrysler Valiant 
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1960 De Soto Fireflite 
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1960 Chevrolet Corvair 
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1957 Cadillac Eldorado Biarritz 
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1960 Mercury Colony Park Country Cruiser 
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1956 Cadillac Series 62 Coupe de Ville 
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1957 Dodge Royal Lancer 
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1960 Dodge Dart Pioneer 
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1957 Lincoln Premiere 
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1960 Dodge Polara Matador 
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1956 Chevrolet Bel Air Convertible 
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1950 Studebaker Starlight
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What a trip down memory lane!
Be sure to share with all your old friends!
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