GETTING OLDER?

GETTING OLDER? ME TOO. 

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A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office.
"Is it true," she wanted to know, "that the medication
you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?"
"'Yes, I'm afraid so,"' the doctor told her. There was a moment of silence
before the senior lady replied, "I'm wondering, then,
just how serious is my condition because this prescription is marked 'NO REFILLS'."

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An older gentleman was on the operating table
awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son,
a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.
As he was about to get the anesthesia,
he asked to speak to his son. "Yes, Dad, what is it?"
"Don't be nervous, son; do your best,
and just remember, if it doesn't go well,
if something happens to me, your mother
is going to come and live with you and your wife...."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Aging:
Eventually you will reach a point
when you stop lying about your age
and start bragging about it. This is so true. I love
to hear them say "you don't look that old.." ---------------------------------

Ah, being young is beautiful,
but being old is comfortable.
********* First you forget names,
then you forget faces.
Then you forget to pull up your zipper....
it's worse when
you forget to pull it down.
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Two guys, one old, one young,
are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart
when they collide.
The old guy says to the young guy,
"Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife,
and I guess I wasn't paying attention
to where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's OK, it's a coincidence.
I'm looking for my wife, too...
I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The old guy says, "Well,
maybe I can help you find her...
what does she look like?"
The young guy says,
"Well, she is 27 yrs. old, tall,
with red hair,
blue eyes, is buxom... wearing no bra,
long legs,
and is wearing short shorts.
What does your wife look like?'
To which the old guy says, "Doesn't matter,
--- let's look for yours."
(Great One!)
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(And this final one especially for me,)
"Lord,
keep Your arm around my shoulder
and Your hand over my mouth!"

Now, if you feel this doesn't apply to you . . .
stick around awhile . . . it will!

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REAL WARNING ABOUT PAYPAL

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I Never Had A PayPal Account 

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Go To Their Site As You 

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Grandma Still Drives?

Gramma Still Drives

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---This Is Priceless!

~      ~    Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes a letter to her Grand-daughter: Dear Grand-daughter,  The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a 'Honk if you love Jesus' bumper sticker ..  I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting..  So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.  Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience that followed.  I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good he is, and I didn't notice that the light had changed.  It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed.  I found that lots of people love Jesus!  While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, 'For the love of God!'  'Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'  What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!  Everyone started honking!  I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those loving people.  I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!  There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a sunny beach.  I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air.  I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant.  He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.  Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii , so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign right back.  My grandson burst out laughing.  Why even he was enjoying this religious experience!!  A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me.  I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed.  So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters, and drove on through the intersection.  I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared.  So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away. Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!!  Will write again soon,  Love, Grandma

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Directions to Heaven

 A Little Boy 

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A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store. As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, "Son, can you tell me where the Post Office is?"
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The little boy replied, "Sure! Just go straight down this street a coupla blocks and turn to your right."
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The man thanked the boy kindly and said, "I'm the new pastor in town. I'd like for you to come to church on Sunday. I'll show you how to get to Heaven."
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The little boy replied with a chuckle; "You're kidding me, right?  You didn't even know the way to the Post Office.”

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~ Space Station Tour ~

Space Station

   

  

This is probably one of the best videos 

I have ever seen of the space station... 

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ABSOLUTELY AWESOME! 

    

   

I had no idea what the Space Station looks like. 

Now I do and it is very impressive. 

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This is something worthwhile to watch. 

Forward this to your family and friends. 

   

  

Don't forget your children and grandchildren. 

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Click here: Departing Space Station Commander Provides Tour of Orbital Laboratory - YouTube

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Why People Are Moving South

Why People Are Moving South 

Click link below for 3 min video 
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 http://youtu.be/xKy2lLNQYrI 
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Step 5 To Find Peace With God

This Is The Final Step For You 

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To Have Eternal Life With God. 

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So Do Not Put It Off, As There 

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May Never Be Another Chance! 

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God knows who you are, He loves you, 

and He wants you to know and love Him. 

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How do you do that? 

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You must first admit that, like everyone else, you are a sinner. 

Being sinners means that we are imperfect and do wrong; 

we fall short of God’s perfect standard. It also means we are 

separated from Him and deserve His judgment. 

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But He loves us! God sent His own Son, Jesus Christ, to die 

for our sins. He died for your sins. He was punished so you 

don’t have to be. Not only that; death did not defeat Him. 

After three days, Jesus rose from the dead, alive again! 

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Trusting in Jesus’ sacrifice for you is the only way to find 

forgiveness from God and to begin a relationship with Him. 

We urge you to take this step of faith today. To do that, 

simply talk to God – this is called praying – and tell Him you 

believe in His Son. Christians suggest a prayer like this: 

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“Dear Lord Jesus,

I know I am a sinner, and I ask for your forgiveness. 

I believe you died for my sins and rose from the dead. 

 I trust and follow you as my Lord and Savior. 

Guide my life and help me to do your will. 

In your name, amen.”

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