New
sign at Wal-Mart
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Our
society is doomed..............
IDIOT SIGHTING
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I handed the teller @
my bank a withdrawal slip for $400.00
I said "May I
have large bills, please"
She looked at me and said "I'm
sorry sir, all the bills are the same size."
When I got up off the
floor I explained it to
her....
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IDIOT
SIGHTING
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When my husband
and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told
the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and
found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver side door. As I
watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and
discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the technician,
'it's open!' His reply: 'I know. I already got that
side.'
This was at the
Ford dealership in Canton, MS
IDIOT SIGHTING
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We had to have
the garage door repaired.
The Sears repairman told
us that one of our
problems was that we did not have a 'large'
enough
motor on the opener.
I thought for a minute, and said that we had the
largest
one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower.
He shook his
head and said, 'Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.'
I responded that 1/2 was
larger than 1/4.
He said, 'NO, it's not..' Four is larger than
two.'
We
haven't used Sears repair since.
IDIOT
SIGHTING
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My
daughter and I went through the McDonald's
take-out window and I gave the
clerk a $5 bill.
Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a
quarter.
She said, 'you gave me too much money.' I said,
'Yes I know,
but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back.
She sighed and
went to get the manager, who asked me to repeat my request.
I did so,
and he handed me back the quarter, and said 'We're sorry but we could not
do that kind of thing.'
The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and
75 cents in change.
Do not
confuse the clerks at McD's.
IDIOT
SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE
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My daughter
went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco.
She asked the person
behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.'
He said he
was sorry, but they only had iceburg lettuce.
-- From Kansas
City
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IDIOT
SIGHTING
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I was at the
airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked,
'Has
anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?'
To which I
replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?'
He smiled
knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we
ask.'
Happened
in Birmingham, Ala.
IDIOT
SIGHTING
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The
stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street.
I
was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine.
She asked
if I knew what the buzzer was for.
I explained that it signals blind
people when the light is red.
Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth
are blind people doing driving?!'
She
was a probation officer in Wichita,
KS
IDIOT
SIGHTING
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At
a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker
who was leaving the
company due to 'downsizing,'
our manager commented cheerfully, 'This is
fun.
We should do this more often.'
Not another word was spoken.
We all
just looked at each other with
that deer-in-the-headlights
stare.
This was a lunch at Texas Instruments.
IDIOT
SIGHTING
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I
work with an individual who plugged her power strip
back into
itself and for the sake of her life, couldn't
understand why her system
would not turn on.
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A
deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office, no
less.
How
would you pronounce this child's name?
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"Le-a"
Leah?? NO
Lee - A??
NOPE
Lay - a?? NO
Lei??..... Guess
Again.
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This child attends a school in
Kansas City,
Mo.
Her mother is irate because everyone is getting
her name wrong. It's pronounced "Ledasha".
When the Mother was asked
about the pronunciation
of the name, she said, "the dash don't be
silent."
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SO, if you see something come across
your desk
like this please remember to pronounce the
dash.
If
dey axe you why, tell dem de dash don't be silent.
STAY
ALERT!
They
walk among us...... and they VOTE.... Sad but true!