ONE BIG OLD MULE

 One Big Old Mule Named Buddy  

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An out-of-town motorist accidentally drove 

his car into a ditch in a desolated area. 

Luckily, a local farmer came over to help 

with his big strong mule named Buddy. 

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He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, 

"Pull, Nellie, pull!" Buddy didn't move. 

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Then the farmer hollered louder,

"Pull, Buster, pull!" Buddy didn't respond. 

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Once more the farmer commanded, 

"Pull, Coco, pull!" Buddy stood still. 

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Then the farmer nonchalantly said, "Pull, Buddy, pull!" 

And the old mule easily dragged the car out of the ditch. 

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The motorist was most appreciative, but very curious. 

So he asked the farmer why he called his mule 

by the wrong name three times? 

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"Well you see", said the farmer, 

"Buddy is blind and if he thought he was 

the only one pulling, he wouldn't even try!"  

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Have you tried any of these things yet? 

If so, please tell us if it helped you? 

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Irish Moose Hunt

 Irish Moose Hunt

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Two Irish hunters named Mick and Pat, hired a pilot to fly them into the Canadian wilderness, where they managed to bag two big Bull Moose.

   

As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could take only the hunters, their gear and one Moose.    

   

The hunters objected, saying, "Last year we shot two, and the pilot let us take them both...and he had exactly the same airplane as yours."    

   

Reluctantly the pilot, not wanting to be outdone by another bush pilot, gave in and everything was loaded.

   

However, even under full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load, and went down, crashing in the wooded  wilderness.

   

Somehow, surrounded by the moose, clothing and sleeping bags, Mick and Pat survived the crash.    

   

After climbing out of the wreckage, Mick asked Pat, "Any idea where we are?"    

   

Pat replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last  year."  

 

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(~Texting Dangers~)

 Texting Dangers  

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A man received the following text from his neighbor:

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I am so sorry Bob.  I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.  I have been tapping your Wife, day and night when you're not around.  In fact, more than you are.  I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse.  I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.

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The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

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A few moments later, a second text came in:

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Darn autocorrect.  I meant "WiFi," not "Wife." 

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"WE ARE SCREWED"

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(o~ Go Dutch ~o)

Go Dutch ~ But Why Wait Until 2015? 

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The Netherlands, where six per cent of the population is now Muslim, is scrapping multiculturalism.           The Dutch government says it will abandon the long-standing model of multiculturalism that has encouraged Muslim immigrants to create a parallel society within the Netherlands.           A new integration bill, which Dutch Interior Minister Piet Hein Donner presented to parliament on June 16, reads: 

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"The government shares the social dissatisfaction over the multicultural society  model and plans to shift priority to the values of the Dutch people".           In the new integration system, the values of the Dutch society play a central role.

With this change, the government steps away from the model of a multicultural  society.           The letter continues: "A more obligatory integration is justified because the government also demands that from its own citizens."           It is necessary because otherwise the society gradually grows apart and eventually no one feels at home anymore in the Netherlands.

 

The new  integration policy will place more demands on immigrants. For example, immigrants will be required to learn the Dutch language, and the  government will take a tougher approach to immigrants who ignore Dutch values or disobey Dutch law.           The government will also stop offering special subsidies for Muslim immigrants because, according to Donner; 
"It is not the government's job to integrate  immigrants." (How bloody  true).           The government will introduce new legislation that outlaws forced marriages and will also impose tougher measures against Muslim immigrants who lower their chances of employment by the way they dress.           More specifically, the government imposed a ban on face-covering, Islamic burqas as of January 1, 2014.           Holland has done that whole liberal thing, and realized - maybe too late - that creating a nation of tribes, will kill the nation itself.
The future of Australia, the UK, USA and Canada may well be read here. 

READERS NOTE: Muslim immigrants leave their countries of birth because of civil and political unrest, "CREATED BY THE VERY NATURE OF THEIR CULTURE."

Countries like Holland, Canada, USA the UK and Australia have an established way of life that actually works, so why embrace the unworkable?

 

If Muslims do not wish to accept another culture, the answer is simple: "STAY WHERE YOU ARE!" 

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This gives a whole new meaning to the term, 'Dutch Courage'...  Unfortunately Australian, UK, USA and Canadian politicians don't have the guts to do the same. There's a whole lot of truth here! 

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*THE COMPUTER AGE*

WHAT THE COMPUTER AGE 

HAS DONE TO US!    

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 They never die. They just go...offline! 

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