Wednesday, August 8, 2012

3 Good Arguments

  

There were 3 good arguments
that Jesus was Black:
1.. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial

 
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure
He was God

 
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil

 
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion

 
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do

 
 Can I get an
AMEN?
 

1 comment:

  1. Amen! Good morning Bob!
    I guess you decided to come here. Too bad about Multiply. Here we go again. lol Did you transfer stuff or just start new?
    Hugs and Blessings.

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