Friday, November 2, 2012

Little Akio

The teacher said, "Let's  begin by reviewing some American History. Who said  'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?"
She saw a  sea of blank faces, except for Little Akio, a bright foreign exchange student from
Japan , who had his  hand up:
    
"Patrick Henry, 1775," he said.
"Very  good! -- Who said, 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the  Earth'?"
Again, no response except from Little  Akio: "Abraham Lincoln,1863."
"Excellent!" said the teacher continuing, "Let's try one a bit more  difficult -- Who said, 'Ask not what your country  can do for you, but what you can do for your 
Country?"
Once again, Akio's was the only  hand in the air and he said: "JohnF. Kennedy,  1961."
The teacher snapped at the class, "Class,  you should be ashamed ofyourselves, Little Akio  isn't from this country and he knows more about our  history than you
Do."
She heard a loud  whisper: "F_ _ k the Japs."
"Who said that? -- I  want to know right now!? She angrily demanded.
Little Akio put his hand up, "General  MacArthur, 1945."
At that point, a student in the  back said, "I'm gonna puke.'
The teacher glares  around and asks,'All right! -- Now who said  that?"
Again, Little Akio says, "George Bush to  the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."
Now furious,  another student yells, "Oh yeah? -- Suck this!"
Little Akio jumps out of his chair waving  his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton,  to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
Now with almost mob  hysteria someone said, "You little $hit! -- If you  say anything else -- I'll kill you!"
Little Akio  frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Michael Jackson to the children testifying against him,  2004."
The teacher fainted. As the class gathered  around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh  $hit, We're screwed!"

Little Akio said  quietly, "The American people, November 4, 2008."  

  

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