Do Guns Kill?

  Toooo funny! 

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Today I swung my front door wide open 

and placed my Remington 30.06 right in 

 my doorway. I left 6 shells beside it, then 

left it alone and went about my business. 

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While I was gone, the mailman delivered 

my mail, the neighbor boy across the street 

mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down 

the street, and quite a few cars stopped at 

the stop sign near the front of our house. 

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After about an hour, I checked on the gun. 

It was still sitting there, right where I had 

left it. It hadn't moved itself outside. It 

certainly hadn't killed anyone, even with 

the numerous opportunities it had been 

presented to do so. In fact, it hadn't 

even loaded itself. 

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Well you can imagine my surprise, with all 

the media hype about how dangerous guns 

are and how they kill people. Either the 

media is wrong or I'm in possession of 

the laziest gun in the world. 

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The United States is 3rd in Murders 

throughout the World. But if you take 

out Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC, 

and New Orleans, the United States is 

4th from the bottom for Murders. 

These 4 Cities also have the toughest 

Gun Control Laws in the United States. 

All 4 are controlled by Democrats. 

It would be absurd to draw any 

conclusions from this data - right? 

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Well, I'm off to check on my spoons. 

I hear they're making people fat. 

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Wisdom is the practical application 

of knowledge to the Word of God. 

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