What Is A Real Woman?

 Is This A Real Woman? 

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A real woman is a man's best friend. 
She will never stand him up, and never 
let him down. 
   
She will reassure him when he feels insecure, 
and comfort him after he has a bad day. 
    
She will inspire him to do things he never 
thought he could do; to live without fear 
and forget regret. 
   
She will enable him to express his deepest 
emotions and give in to his most intimate desires. 
   
She will make sure he always feels as though he's 
the most  handsome man in the room and will enable 
him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and 
invincible.......... 
    No wait........ Sorry........ 
   
I'm thinking of Southern Comfort 
It’s Southern Comfort that does all that stuff. 
Never mind.......... 

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