Another Great But Fictitious Story

        Another Great But Fictitious Story 

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Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman 

are out for a stroll in town one day.

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As they walk, they come across a sign:
"Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."

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"I am entering" said Snow White.

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After half an hour she comes out and they ask her,
"Well, how did you do?"

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"First Place," said Snow White.

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They continue walking and they see a sign:
"Contest for the strongest man in the world."

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"I'm entering," says Superman.

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After half an hour he returns and they ask him,
"How did you make out?"

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"First Place," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"

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They continue walking when they see a sign:
"Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?"

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Pinocchio says "this one is mine."

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Half an hour later, he returns with tears in his eyes.

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"What happened?" they asked.

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"Who the heck is Hillary Clinton?" asked Pinocchio.

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