(- A SENIOR DRIVER -)

My neighbor was working in his yard

     

when he was startled by a late-model car

     

that came crashing through his hedge

     

and ended up in his front lawn.

       

        

He rushed to help an elderly lady driver out

    

of the car and sat her down on a lawn chair.

      

      

He said with excitement,

    

"You appear quite elderly to be driving."

      

     

"Well, yes, I am," she replied proudly. 

    

"I'll be 97 next month,

    

and I am now old enough, that I don't

    

Even need a driver's license anymore."

      

      

He asked "Who told you that?"

      

      

"The last time I went to my doctor,

     

he examined me and asked if I had a driver's license.

       

       

I told him, yes and showed it to him." 

      

      

He took scissors out of the drawer, 

     

cut the license into pieces, 

    

and threw them in the waste basket, saying, 

    

'You won't need this anymore.' 

     

     

So I thanked him and left! 

      

    

       

Just wanted to say, “Hi!”  

    

“HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY!”        A smile - is a sign of joy.       A hug - is a sign of love. 

    

A laugh - is a sign of happiness.       And a friend like me?  Well...  

    

that's just a sign of good taste!