Sunday, September 14, 2014

This Is Beautiful!

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This is beautiful! 

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  She jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: 'How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?'

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  The surgeon said, 'I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it.'

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  Sally said, 'Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care anymore? Where were you, God, when my son needed you?

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The surgeon asked, 'Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university.'

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Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good bye to her son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair. 'Would you like a lock of his hair?' the nurse asked. Sally nodded yes.. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally. 

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The mother said, 'It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for Study. He said it might help somebody else. 'I said no at first, but Jimmy said, 'Mom, I won't be using it after I die. Maybe it will help some other little boy spend one more day with his Mom.' She went on, 'My Jimmy had a heart of gold.
Always thinking of someone else. Always wanting to help others if he could.' 

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Sally walked out of Children's Mercy Hospital for the last time, after spending most of the last six months there. She put the bag with Jimmy's belongings on the
seat beside her in the car.

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The drive home was difficult. It was even harder to enter the empty house. She carried Jimmy's belongings, and the plastic bag with the lock of his hair to her
son's room.

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She started placing the model cars and other personal things back in his room exactly where he had always kept them. She lay down across his bed and hugging
his pillow, cried herself to sleep.

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It was around midnight when Sally awoke. Lying beside her onthe bed was a folded letter. 
The letter said:

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'Dear Mom     

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I know you're going to miss me; but don't think that I will ever forget you, or stop loving you, just 'cause I'm not around to say 'I Love You'. I will always love you, Mom, even more with each day. Someday we will see each other again. Until then, if you want to adopt a little boy so you won't be so lonely, that's okay with me. He can have my room and old stuff to play with. But, if you decide to get a girl instead, she probably wouldn't like the same things us boys do. You'll have to buy her dolls and stuff girls like, you know.

   ~     Don't be sad thinking about me. This really is a neat place. Grandma and Grandpa met
me as soon as I got here and showed me around some, but it will take a long time to see everything. The angels are so cool. I love to watch them fly. And, you know what? Jesus doesn't look like any of his pictures. Yet, when I saw Him, I
knew it was Him. Jesus himself took me to see GOD! And guess what, Mom? I got to sit on God's knee and talk to Him, like I was somebody important. That's when I told Him that I wanted to write you a letter, to tell you good bye and everything But I already knew that wasn't allowed. Well, you know what Mom? God handed me some paper and His own personal pen to write you this letter I think Gabriel is the name of the angel who is going to drop this letter off to you.
God said for me to give you the answer to one of the questions you asked Him 'where was He when I needed him?' 'God said He was in the same place with me, as when His son Jesus was on the cross. He was right there, as He always is with all His children.

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Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what I've written except you. To everyone else this is just a blank piece of paper. Isn't that cool? I have to give God his pen back now He needs it to write some more names in the Book of Life. Tonight I get to sit at the table with Jesus for supper. I'm sure the food will be great.

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Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. I don't hurt anymore the cancer is all gone.. I'm glad because I couldn't stand that pain anymore and God couldn't stand to see me
hurt so much, either. That's when He sent The Angel of Mercy to come get me. The Angel said I was a Special Delivery! How about that?

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Signed with Love from God, Jesus & Me.

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(Let's see Satan stop this one.) Take 60 seconds and repost this, within the hour, you will have caused a multitude of believers to pray to God for each other. 
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Then sit back and feel the Holy Spirit work in your life for doing what you know God loves 'When you're down to nothing, God is up to something.'
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Wednesday, September 10, 2014

Lovemaking Tips For Seniors


Lovemaking Tips For Seniors
   
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 1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed.    ~  
2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle. 
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3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!) 
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4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin. 
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5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember. 
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6. Use extra poly-grip so your teeth don't end up under the bed. 
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7. Have Panadol ready in case you actually complete the act. 
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8. Make all the noise you want.....the neighbors are deaf, too. 
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9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news!  
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10. Don't even think about trying it twice 
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'OLD' IS WHEN....
 He/she says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!'     ~  
'OLD' IS WHEN...

Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot. 
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'OLD' IS WHEN...

Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. 
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'OLD' IS WHEN....

You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. 
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'OLD' IS WHEN...
 You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.    ~  
'OLD' IS WHEN
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'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take a laxative today. 
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'OLD' IS WHEN...

'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot. 
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'OLD' IS WHEN...
 An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom.    ~  
'OLD' IS WHEN...
 You're not sure if these are facts or jokes. 
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(I sent this in large type so you can read it) 
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Tuesday, August 19, 2014

TEDDY ROOSEVELT ON IMMIGRANTS

Teddy Roosevelt was the 26th President of the United States and the youngest to ever occupy the Oval Office.  He was Vice President to President William McKinley when in 1901 McKinley was assassinated and Roosevelt took over at age 42.  (At age 43 President John F. Kennedy was the youngest to ever be elected President.)



Then former president, Theodore Roosevelt wrote the letter below on January 3, 1919 to the president of the American Defense Society. It was read publicly at a meeting on January 5, 1919.  Roosevelt died the next day, on January 6, 1919. 
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   “We should insist that if the immigrant who comes here does in good faith become an American and assimilates himself to us he shall be treated on an exact equality with every one else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed or birth-place or origin.
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But this is predicated upon the man's becoming in very fact an American and nothing but an American. If he tries to keep segregated with men of his own origin and separated from the rest of
America, then he isn't doing his part as an American. There can be no divided allegiance here. . . We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language, for we intend to see that the crucible turns our people out as Americans, of American nationality, and not as dwellers in a polyglot boarding-house; and we have room for but one soul loyalty, and that is loyalty to the American people.”
  

Friday, August 8, 2014

Quote of the Century


Quote of the Century 

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 Vaclav Klaus 

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Thursday, July 24, 2014

Al Capone's Car

 
BIT OF HISTORY I BETCHA DIDN'T KNOW
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 Hours after Pearl Harbor was bombed on December 7, 1941, the Secret Service found themselves in a bind. President Franklin D. Roosevelt was to give his Day of Infamy speech to Congress on Tuesday, and although the trip from the White House to Capitol Hill was short, agents weren't sure how to transport him safely.At the time, Federal Law prohibited buying any cars that cost more than $750, so they would have to get clearance from Congress to do that, and nobody had time for that. One of the Secret    Service members, however, discovered that the US Treasury had seized the bulletproof car that mobster Al Capone owned when he was sent to jail in 1931. They cleaned it, made sure it was running perfectly and had it ready for the President the next day.Al Capone's 1928 Cadillac V-8 "Al Capone" Town Sedan
Became the President's Limo December  1941
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Mechanics are said to have cleaned and checked each feature of the Caddy well into the night of December 7th, to make sure that it would run properly the next day for the Commander in Chief. And run properly it did. It had been painted black and green to look identical to Chicago 's police cars at the time. To top it off, the gangster's 1928 Cadillac Town Sedan had 3,000 pounds of armor and inch-thick bulletproof windows. 
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It also had a specially installed siren and flashing lights hidden behind the grille, along with a police scanner radio. 
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"Previous Owner."

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Footnote:  The car was sold at auction in 2012 for $341,000.
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